Thank you all for rooting for me BUT after a ‘two- fer” lame ass date-fest 2 weeks ago – I got nothing! I am still on Match and Eharmony but I have no bites. Not only is there nobody to ‘communicate’ with, there is nobody trying to communicate with me…ughhhhh. Each day it becomes more of a chore to troll the depths of the interweb in search of humanity. I think this should really be more fun, instead it feels like a job search. However to keep you all amused I thought I would collect a sample of opening lines from my Match.com “mutual match” profiles – enjoy.Ok ladies If I ever have a kid, I dont want him or her to call me grandpa by mistake.
Every girl I've met on Match is A Nut job!! Are you??
In process of divorce. Back in NYC to make money and meet a honey.
at times known to be a great kisser.. I learned at a very young age that I had knack for kissing.. God just blessed me with a strong tongue.
I'm on here to meet somebody that I want to be with
I am looking for a consistent drinking and walking exploring life buddy
Just wanted to update my "fans" - Divorce trial date scheduled for beginning of August 09 it may happen or it may be postponed but cannot come soon enough for me.
Only 4 weeks left on Match.com- Now I know why guys are flocking to Latin America to meet mail order brides
I beieve that Oswald acted alone!!
at times known to be a great kisser.. I learned at a very young age that I had knack for kissing.. God just blessed me with a strong tongue.
I'm on here to meet somebody that I want to be with
I am looking for a consistent drinking and walking exploring life buddy
Just wanted to update my "fans" - Divorce trial date scheduled for beginning of August 09 it may happen or it may be postponed but cannot come soon enough for me.
Only 4 weeks left on Match.com- Now I know why guys are flocking to Latin America to meet mail order brides
I beieve that Oswald acted alone!!
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