WHY is it so difficult? No don’t answer that, I know why
it is so difficult because I cannot control the universe or foretell what my
future will be and THAT is what eats at my brain. Truly if I knew for a fact
that I would be dateless for 1 month, 1 year, 10 years but THEN I would be with
an amazing gent who knocked my sox off THEN I could just exhale sit back and
let the waves of the world wash over me until the moment that I rein victorious
in my endless search. But NO that is not how the world works, there is no
pre-set plan, I have to make my own plan and good gosh damn it – I just wanna
shake somebody!
Ladle into that barrel of monkeys that you call a head
and scoop out and image monkey.
Oh image monkey bring him to me. Use your wise monkey
magic that churns beneath your mini fez to reveal the time that I can STOP
trolling the internets in search of my guy.
Now let that image monkey drive a speedboat and you…. you
water-ski behind it!
Yes, I’m there monkey, drive faster. Tow me to a place
where my weary head and heart can find peace and adventure – yes adventure is peaceful
when you are a restless soul as me. I CRAVE movement and change and travel and
action – and there lies my next problem - it’s the energy. If I was a lame toad
on a log I would be very content in a plodding life but I am not SIR!
Side note – I think I want – no – need a grilled cheese.
Yes a grilled cheese will fix this and well maybe some sliced tomato. MONKEY?!
I’m taking my pants off and lighting the torches. Bring me the toasted melted cheese sandwich, posthaste!
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