So ya know how like when you skip lunch then you get so hungry that you
want to eat your face so you blow up GrubHub ordering a poo-poo platter of nine
separate delivery options then gorge for 6 minutes until you realize that you should
have JUST eaten lunch and avoided this overload of emptiness , well that’s how
I feel about not blogging since February.
I have a billion things I want to share with you about my break from
internet dating, my hunt to buy an apartment, my (x) co-worker putting a hit out on my ass, and
my surprise super nice guy ‘thing’ that grew out of that Autumnal drunken hook
up, but unfortunately it’s all so overwhelming and I’ll never get through it
all sooooo… let’s just do bullet points.
- Red told me to STOP internet dating – so I did. Boom. Red like Swason is always right, do not ignore their advice.
- Faced with my imminent doom of dying alone and broke without savings or family my Mother offered financial help towards an apartment purchase. It was either that or have me sob inessentially on her foyer rug as I downward spiraled into a black funk bucket of realities that I did not want to face. Even though it was a cold harsh winter my mother realized that she would need to exit the house at some point and my limp sobbing body curled up in fetal position on her threshold would really harsh her lifestyle. HOUSE HUNT ON!
- Mafia Wife Co-Worker’s crazy ratio hit 100 parts per 100 and was fired, wait there’s more – somehow I am a liar and a fraud (yep fraud) so I must pay for her dismissal. Google search term “Harassment”.
- Friday, my drunken one nighter has become my drunken 220 nighter. It’s fun and easy, the communication is open, we eat and drink yummy things, and we laugh. Now if I can make it through August without him dumping my ass I will break the curse that has hounded me the past TWO Augusts. I do have my doubts that I will make it to Labor Day with Friday still listed as a “favorite” in my contacts only for the fact that he JUST began his full time gig last week and ya know how the guys get with me – once they get that job – they are OUT!
